Thursday, July 31, 2008

Super Seniors to the rescue!

Calculated Risk (one of the best financial blogs out there) writes about Merrill Lynch trying to dump a whole new batch of CDOs and other toxic crap on the market. They mention Merrill's new "Super Senior" CDOs, which I guess are better than regular seniors. I just love that this can exist. What is the value of a senior note when you can just invent super seniors on top of them? It reminds me of fourth grade when you would try to end a testy argument over who had the most of something by pulling out "infinity plus one!" only to find yourself in a war of attrittion which eventually ends in someone claiming to have "infinity plus infinity!" of said object. In fact, I can draw a lot of parellels between fourth grade boys and bulge-bracket bankers.

If you look for my best friend Nemo in the comments of that post, you'll find him asking "Anybody else read "super senior" and picture an elderly guy in a wheelchair with a cape?"

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Low Gas!

I just found this out, but apparently when I was supposed to be getting in the car to head out to Yellowstone and instead was prepping myself for some serious road-rage driving by watching President Bush's press conference on economics, there were apparently many other people who were watching in stunned disbelief as well.

President Bush, I guess, decided he had done enough damage to himself bumbling through it all that he decided to later clarify some of his statements. Here's HuffPo's write-up with a link to a brief video.:
Bush was feisty during his press conference on the troubles facing the economy. Asked about how to lower gas prices, Bush referred back to what he calls his "brilliant statement" about the president having a magic wand that could instantly reduce gas prices. Bush expanded on this riff, however, with a strange movement vaguely reminiscent of a genie granting a wish: "You can't just say, 'low gas!'"

The video is short and pointless, but you get to hear Bush say "low gas!" one more time.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

All of Rick's lifelong heroes to meet in one room without him.

How hilarious is this meeting?

"Democrat Barack Obama said he is convening a meeting on the economy tomorrow that will include former Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker and billionaire investor Warren Buffett as he pivots to the U.S. economy after a nine-day trip abroad."

It gets better. The meeting in Washington will also include former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers, former Labor Secretary Robert Reich, and David Axelrod, Obama's chief strategist.

Are you kidding me? I guess Alexander Hamilton couldn't make it. I would seriously give up a long list of body parts to be in that room.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Rain sucks in bear country

I'm almost home already. I can't wait.

Rain sucks in bear country because you can't cook in your tent vestibule. Your choices are to build some sort of cavemanesque primitive structure or starve. Or eat crackers. Being on the road as I am, I've finally left bear country and can cook and eat wherever I please. It's a very welcome change.

Sarah starts the bar exam today. When she gets home, I'll call and let her know that I'm just a few hours away rather than three days away.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Last day in the Tetons

Man am I ever going to miss this place.

This is a tough location to shoot because there are so many things that need to be done in the morning hours. Midday is tough, and sunset fades the mountains out, so in this park, which is on the east side of the Grand Teton range, you really need to do all of your filming during sunrise. This makes for some hectic mornings.


On this morning, I got up at 4am to be out to this location at 4:30. The temperature was 41 degrees by this point. There were some old barns that were just begging to be photographed in front of the peaks at sunrise, so I obliged.

While the sun does rise at around 5am, it doesn't actually get over the peaks to my east (thereby lighting up my view) until about 6:30am. So I essentially spent two hours standing in a field in the dark and cold for no reason. I had other problems as well. The entire time I was out there, a gigantic herd of bison were moving through. Just as the sun was finally beginning to get above the eastern mountains, this guy decided to have a bit of a turf war.
"I was here first" wasn't working. I thought we were going to come to blows. I did not stand out here for two hours only to get kicked out at the magic moment by an overgrown cow.
He brought his friends.

Luckily, after watching me yell like an idiot for ten minutes, they slowly moseyed on past and left me alone.

It is hard to leave Wyoming, but this is a long time to be alone with your thoughts, and so I'm ready to get back. It is also a lot of work to camp solo. The economics of camping solo are poor; It has what we would call a high fixed cost, or in economic terms, poor economies of scale at the solo level. It takes a lot of work to get all the dishes out of the bear bin and get a fire going, but then you only get one meal out of it. With two people, it is the same fixed cost - which can be split - and a very small variable cost to cook twice as much food. The same can be said for setting up the tent, etc.

I think the decision to come home a few days earlier was the right one. Sarah's bar exam starts tomorrow, and I have another four weeks of travel I need to plan. I hope you all have enjoyed the photos. This is by no means the end of the road.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Big Boobs National Park

There are worse places in the world to be than in this lodge relaxing and catching up on my blog.
The Grand Tetons may be the prettiest mountains I've ever seen, save for maybe Denali on one of the rare days it is visible. The scenery had better be good to make up for the goofy name. Today's lesson should be that you can get a couple of knucklehead Senators to name something anything you want so long as you put the words in French so they sound majestic. All "Grand Tetons" National Park means is, well, exactly what you think it means. Big Tits. Our beloved park was either named by lonely French fur trappers in the 1850s or the guys who sat at my lunch table in sixth grade, but either way, it is what it is.

Here is how I made the drive:

There isn't much sense in packing my gear properly, because there is so much to see along the way. I'll leave you with a couple of wildlife shots.



Friday, July 25, 2008

Even dead cats bounce.

I got a call today from one of my closest friends, who is also a business associate. I'm never happy to see his name pop up when I'm on vacation. He helps me by monitoring a certain list of companies of interest while I'm in the wilderness, or in a foreign country where it is hard to stay connected. If he's calling me while I'm traveling, it usually means catastrophe has struck one of the financial markets, or my personal accounts.

Today it was my accounts.

For no reason at all financial stocks have rallied, with most up 50%. Given that I'm heavily short financials (because I'm so bearish on the economy), this is one of those one day swings that tests your mettle as an investor.

I'm in a weird spot blogging about investing because this blog is not anonymous, as most "I have this much money" blogs are (and should be). I have a lot of friends and family who have been reading since the beginning, so it isn't as if I could have converted this into a newly anonymous blog. I don't want to speak about dollars, but it is pertinent to the discussion and the lessons. So what shall I do? I still haven't decided exactly how I will handle this issue, and my inner monologue still antagonizes me as I travel and think about what to say and how to say it, so for now I will just speak in more general terms.

Since Old Faithful last erupted, I've lost an amount of money equal to my first year's salary out of college. Given that I only ever worked three years, it is not a fun sum to lose, but I'm not worrying about it. For one thing, my first year's salary is not equal to a third of my portfolio, so on percentage terms it doesn't hurt that badly. It's just a disappointing number to watch evaporate.

But a more important reason I'm not worried is because I am not a day trader. I'm comfortable in the investments I've made. I know my reasons are sound, and what the market decides to do from one day to the next does not instruct me in any way. It only serves me. It offers me an opportunity to buy or sell at today's price, but it in no way instructs me as to the future conditions of the market or any individual company. One year from now, these financials will be trading at a small fraction of where they stand today. They will continue to lose billions of dollars for the next year. No market capitalization can hold up to that.

This moment right here is what seperates the big boys from the kiddie table. Most people can't handle days like today. Warren Buffett has mentioned this numerous times. He notes that once you're smart enough to handle the basic math, being smarter doesn't make you a better investor. Ph.Ds (especially in math) often make terrible investing decisions, and they do it because they're guided by emotion. Once you get to a certain I.Q., what helps you most is temperment. Good investors have the proper, calm temperment. Bad investors (and most people) have an unstable temperment when it comes to money, and they are guided by emotion.

Financial stocks can rally hard for the next three months and I won't worry. I've seen temporary losses this big before. The market is unstable and it is weak. It will continue its collapse for the foreseeable future. This is what we value investors call a "dead cat bounce." Who knows how long people will be irrational and think the recession is over. How long did they continue to overpay for houses in California thinking the bubble won't pop? You can't change people. All you can do is sit behind them quietly, watch what they do, and wait. When they give you a price you like, you sell to them. Until then, you hold and remain calm.

Ye 'Ol Faithful

Today was fun. Even though I'm mainly here to get more of a wilderness experience than a tourist-oriented one, you can't come to Yellowstone without seeing Old Faithful. I knew where the NPS keeps their webcam, so I surprised Sarah today by giving her a call and telling her to check the website.
That's me standing behind the tripod talking to her on the phone. She was happy to see me after a week and a half of being gone, and she grabbed that screenshot.

I decided to spend the day walking through the Geyser Basin looking at the geysers and pools. I'll head to Grand Tetons tomorrow.




After all this road tripping, I'm thinking of adding graphics to the Prius. What do you think?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

North Rim Trail closed.

Yesterday I hiked the South Rim Trail to several falls because the road was closed. Today, I went to the North Rim only to find both the road AND the trail closed. The fun part though is that the signs don't say the trail is closed, so you load up your gear and hike in a quarter mile before running into the barricade. I was a bit disappointed, but I had already hiked the south side of the falls anyway, and this gave me more time to hike Mt. Washburn.


The hike was tougher than I'd expected (thanks to my attendant daypack overloaded with photography gear) and gave me reminder #107 why I don't climb mountains anymore. I ran into a magnificent dall sheep ram near the summit though, so it was certainly worth the effort. His full-curled horns and other hard-to-miss anatomy had me feeling rather insecure in my masculinity (you get weird thoughts when you're alone for this long).

The summit was a little over 10,000 feet. Given how exhausted I was, it was hard to imagine that almost one year ago I was approaching 19,000 feet in weather 75 degrees colder.

Tomorrow I head down to the Grand Tetons (no giggling from the French readers). I'm looking forward to it. I was planning to stay a few more days, but Sarah is having a tough time being alone this long while studying for the bar exam. At first we both thought she'd want me out of the house so there would be fewer distractions, but it appears now it makes things worse. I won't tell her I'm coming back early, though. It will be a nice surprise.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Hiked out to the falls today.


I had a minor panic attack today when I hopped in the car to head out to a specific canyon trying to catch some of the waterfalls at the brief moment during the summer mornings when the sun hits just right and the rainbows show up. The road was closed. Apparently Yellowstone rivals Alaska in terms of road construction projects. Luckily, the South Rim trail runs along the road, and it was still open. Normally I would hike the trail anyway, but I had too much to see today. I'd spent all day yesterday in the tent riding out The Perfect Storm by creating timetables for rainbows. Nerdy, I know, but it's how I have my fun. It's better than laying around watching Seinfeld reruns, I guess.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

A vast squall o'er the lands


Although I'm (thankfully) on land, on the storm scale I would place this experience somewhere between Twister and The Poseidon Adventure. Truth be told, I didn't know it could rain this hard outside of Texas. Consider this an ebullient recommendation for REI's backpacking tents. I'm staying dry, and so are the 43 mosquitoes camping with me, in between the rain fly and the tent's roof. We're in a never-ending game of chicken. I want to exit the tent, but I'm trying to wait (starve) them out. Is it still considered an ambush if you can see your enemies in plain site before you walk into them?

The storms are hard, but they are brief. It's actually a bit fun to be holed up in the tent for a few hours in the afternoon planning the next day's adventures.

I woke up at 4:30 am this morning to get down to this spot to take this picture (the birds are hard to see in this smaller version).Yellowstone is turning out to be one of the most beautiful places I have ever witnessed. I'm already thinking about a winter trip.

Monday, July 21, 2008

People are nuts

I'm staying in a more developed camping "village" tonight. For some people, Yellowstone is a magnificent backcountry destination. For others, it is a slightly larger than normal zoo, where they blow through in their giant car, all file out to get the same lame shot, then all file back in to head to the hotel.

I have to say, running into guys like this caught me a bit off guard:
I guess I wasn't expecting Yellowstone to be quite as developed as it is. I'm glad there are multiple ways to enjoy the park (some folks can hike the backcountry, others can stay in nice hotels and eat in nice restaurants) but the drive-by zoo aspect of the frontcountry is a bit underwhelming. I keep taking pictures of people like the guy above waiting for a male-something-or-other with whatever particular set of giant horns/claws/teeth (in this case an elk) to gore them in the face, but so far it hasn't happened. I know if I wait long enough, it will. That's why there are 25 -100 yard limits depending on the animal.

Aside from the tourists, summer is a pretty fantastic time to come to the park. It has exploded with color and life. Take a look at this coyote hunting through the wildflowers.I am enjoying myself immensley.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Storms hitting

It's raining pretty hard today. I got caught a little bit unprepared, having not laid any tent stakes into the ground to baton down the rain fly. My new backpacking tent is holding up pretty well, but the poles are buckling a tad during particular strong gusts.

I'm using this time to plan the rest of my trip. I want to be at specific spots at specific times of day to catch the best light (such as catching rainbows hitting waterfalls).

Saturday, July 19, 2008

I'm here.

Alright, I'm safe and sound in Yellowstone. The drive up was fantastic. My 2008 Toyota Prius with Nav was pretty much designed to be the defining road trip car. It can even fold every single seat down for camping. Here, take a look:
I put all my gear behind me, and then laid out my sleeping pad/bag along the passenger side. Somewhere around Colorado Springs I just tucked into a Wal-Mart parking lot and slept for the night. Then just got up and kept right on going. It's a camper that gets 50 mpg on a bad day.

This is a shot of me up around 12,000 feet on a little sliver of the Beartooth Highway, which was named the most scenic byway in the United States.

The mountain roads can get a bit crazy, but they're great for this type of car. The batteries charge heavily down the mountains, then help out on the way up. With it being cold enough not to need A/C, I was easily getting 60 mpg despite the car being loaded down with two weeks of provisions.

This is a bad picture, but it shows me getting four bars - equal to 20 straight minutes - of mileage above 100 miles per gallon.

Friday, July 18, 2008

I almost died again.

I managed to secure an internet connection for a short while, and I decided that if I die, I don't want the last words I give to the world to be me calling the President of the United States a tool, so I'll make a quick post.

The campsite I wanted is first-come, first-served. To get a spot in peak season, you need to show up at around 7am. I was going to be getting in around 7pm, so I naturally assumed I would not get a spot. I had a backup plan camping just outside the park in a national forest (with the idea that then I could get up early the next morning and go get a spot inside the park). Sure enough, the campsite I wanted was full on arrival.

Now, there is a huge car-camping site right in the middle of Yellowstone that is always full, but just for fun (and since I arrived a bit earlier than planned) I decided to drive down there and check it out. When I arrived, I said "I'm sure you don't have any campsites available, but just for fun could you check?" As luck would have it, someone had just canceled for that one night just three minutes prior, and there hadn't been enough time for anyone else to claim it. I got the spot.

That night at the exact national forest campsite I had planned as backup, at exactly the time I would have been there, there was a tent mauling. A grizzly had smashed a few tents until he found one with someone in it. Luckily, the man didn't die, but the bear crushed all the bones in his hands, which considering he drove there on a motorcycle that is not an ideal situation, I suppose.

I also had a second back up of sleeping in my car in Cooke City just outside the park, and the next night the same bear found a car with someone in it and jumped on it. The best part is, they haven't caught the bear yet. When they do, they'll kill him, but that does little to help my nerves. My campsite is now a few miles down the road from the mauling site.

Tent maulings are so extremely rare as to have a near-zero chance of happening to any given individual. Technically, there is a non-zero chance, but it is very, very close to zero. That makes this whole event rather bizarre. I'm not really that worried about it, but the quiet, solo nights alone in the tent are probably going to go by a bit slowly for awhile.

This place is beautiful. I'm going to have the time of my life out here with all my camera gear, and I'll hopefully have a few good experiences to share when I get back. Just don't expect a post again until sometime around the first of August.

I'll be back soon. Unless I accidentally leave out the barbecue sauce.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I'm gone.

I can't listen to this Tool bumble his way through this press conference any longer. What an embarrassing display of total ignorance. I'm getting in the car. God that was embarrassing. Listen to him talk about gas prices. Just go listen.

We're screwed.

One more post. Our leader just stood up in front of the nation and said our economy is stronger than ever before. That's how out of touch he is and how broken the system is. You're about to make a fortune shorting financials. If you own ALD puts you're up 25% in the last two days.

See you on the flip side

Okay, car is packed and I'm doing it. Just as soon as market opens. You know, for someone caterwauling against the wickedness of daytraders, I'm sure taking a short term view of the markets here. The Euro hit an all time high against the dollar this morning (go back two posts). The pound is now officially worth $2.0087. Ouch. The real scary drop though is the yen against the dollar (don't have time to get into that now).

Anyway, for my family, you can expect much fewer posts about the destruction of the U.S. financial system and more posts about me tracking wolves through the greater Yellowstone ecosystem. I may even be able to upload some pictures as a go, depending on whether I can hit wireless on my occasional trips back out to civilization.

Farewell.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Nature Photographer attacked in Yellowstone

I was doing a little research into prime locales for my back country hiking and learned that an experienced author/photographer from Bozeman, Montana was recently attacked by a grizz while out on the hunt. He was carrying bear spray, but it evidently didn't help.

Attacks are extremely rare, but since I am camping solo I may just keep to the front country during dawn and dusk hiking for safety.

Amarillo by morning.

I'm headed out tomorrow morning for Yellowstone (through Amarillo). The animals I'll be tracking are active in the cooler hours of dawn and dusk...which for Wyoming is a little before 5:00am and after 10:00pm. I'll probably be operating on little sleep for the first few days until I finally sleep in until noon to catch up. I may try to just sleep through the hottest parts of the day, since the predators are doing that anyway.

Economics and adventure travel collide. Again.

Have you always dreamed of going to Europe? Then you'd better get on the airplane right-the-hell-now because this is your last chance. This current Administration has unleashed a holy war on the U.S. dollar over the last eight years, and they're determined to finish it off before they leave office. I know speaking in hyperbole turns people off, but I'll say this anyway; Foreign travel is about to be resigned to millionaires. And I mean that.

Here's how it works.
1. The current Administration needs to lower interest rates to try to keep their economy from blowing up.
2. Foreign countries that store their wealth here by buying Treasury bonds will sell them and take their money elsewhere because interest rates are paying too low of a return now.
3. Now everyone's got a bunch of U.S. dollars they don't want and the value of those dollars plummets.
4. You can't afford to go to Europe anymore.

Among the things we buy overseas with dollars is oil, which has gone up in price a lot more for us than it has for Europeans because our dollar keeps weakening. So this will simultaneously double the price of transportation (including plane tickets) and weaken the dollar further (because now we're sending even more money to the middle east to buy expensive oil (Hey! A virtuous cycle in reverse!)) and suddenly it takes 4 dollars to buy one British Pound worth of stuff, and you can't afford to go anymore.

I have a family member currently in Europe, and I'm glad she's going now because this will probably be her only opportunity for a very long time. The U.S. government can now either keep interest rates the same and hope the economy gets better on its own (it won't) or it can lower interest rates, in which case the economy will still plummet and now we have a very weak dollar with sky-high inflation added in. I'm guessing we go for option number two so we can look like we're "doing something." This is the same logic that leads John McCain to try to suspend the gasoline tax. It will do zero to lower prices and make the situation worse, but he can claim that at least he's doing something.

I'm happy I got a lot of my foreign travel in while I could...and you'll notice a common theme with all the traveling I have planned for the next three months...it is all in America. Those national parks that accept the same dollars I earn are looking pretty good. So like I say...get on the plane now if you're going.

How do we fight the collapse of a dollar? We'd have to elect a Democratic lead Congress and President. Here's what would happen:

1. They'd add environmental and labor provisions to NAFTA, which will reduce the trade deficit without adding industry-specific or country-specific trade tariffs.
2. They'd begin pulling troops out of Iraq at roughly two brigades per month and reigning in the foreign spending associated with that.
3. They'd dump $150 billion into fueling green energy R&D, which would make us a first-mover in green tech, which we can sell to the rest of the energy-starved world

All of these things greatly reduces the trade deficit and thus strengthens the dollar. All of this also takes a lot of time. Until all of that happens, a modest trip for two to England for one week will soon cost $10,000.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Yellowstone trip delayed one day on account of financial insanity.

I've decided - in the eleventh hour - to delay the departure of my Yellowstone wildlife photography expedition by a day to monitor the insanity that will no doubt be coming tomorrow now that the Fed predictably announced they are really bailing out Fannie Mae (FNM) and Freddie Mac (FRE). How many hours has it been since the Fed lied right to our face and said they would not be bailing out these two companies? This seems to be modus operandi for our current Fed Reserve, Treasury Department, and President.

Step 1: Say you will not bail out *insert ticking financial bomb here*
Step 2: Hope they don't blow up so you can look like a tough free-market capitalist
Step 3: Realize that if anyone is wondering whether *insert ticking financial bomb here* is going to blow up, then it already has. This is like the Salem Witch Trials but where everyone is actually a witch.
Step 4: "Oh, crap."
Step 5: Bail out *insert ticking financial bomb here*

You don't even have to wonder anymore. Like a child who knows their parent's hollow threat of corporal punishment, investors can predict this sort of move all to easily and just need to plan accordingly.

The only question is how far the bailout goes, who it helps, and who it hurts. I'm anxious to watch this roadkill ressesitation unfold, because ever since October I've had to consider how big of a risk premium to add to my investment thesis in MBI going to zero due to the chance the government will bail out shareholders (my conclusion was they absolutely will not...they'll only bail out the policy holders).

So anyway...another morning to be spent watching financials trade at 5-10 times their average daily volume. Watching them trade plus and minus 15% in the same day as the market tries to desperately grab the sides of this endless well into which it is falling.

Tomorrow might be a good time to unload a couple of your long positions and short any one of the numerous financials that resemble a sliver of real assets tied to a nuetron bomb of debt. The bison are going to have to wait one more day.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Should I head to the DNC in Denver?

After two weeks of "Yellowstone '08" and two weeks of "Alaska '08" comes "Road Trip '08" where I'm taking the long way from Austin, TX to Glacier National Park, Montana and back down. I'll be stopping through perhaps seven different national parks, and driving back home through Denver just one or two days after the conclusion of the Democratic National Convention. Now that President-Elect Obama has announced that he's moving the final day of the Convention to a 75,000 person football stadium, I'm wondering if I should finagle my schedule in such a way that I arrive in Denver a day or two early. That last day sounds like quite a show.

It sounds a lot like the move JFK made with his convention; and knowing what you know now, wouldn't you like to have been there? Think about what I'm saying there. Maybe I should go.

Friday, July 11, 2008

The best investment idea I have right now. A risk-free, massive annualized return.

So it turns out that Republicans are a hardy bunch. They haven't let the last eight years phase them, and despite everything we know about presidential elections, you can go to InTrade right now and find McCain carrying a 30% payout for losing the 2008 presidential election. You don't even need Obama to win. You just need McCain to lose.

It's a funny thing about presidential elections -- I've read some economic analyses and it turns out that for all the talk about women's rights, immigration, gas prices, and whatever else we claim is the hot button issue, there is only one thing that really matters in a presidential race, and that is the real incomes of mainstream Americans. It doesn't matter whether incomes are high or low, it only matters if they are rising or falling. If household income is rising (even if it is low) then we love our government. If household incomes are falling, then it is "throw the bums out." And don't think it matters which party is in control, because it doesn't.

You probably don't need me to tell you this, but real incomes are not doing so hot (along with every other economic indicator). In addition to this, any time one party is in control for too long (as Republicans have been) you get party fatigue and adopt an even stronger "throw the bums out" mentality. This country is clearly leaning left this year for these two reasons, and yet there is still a 30% payday on McCain losing the election, which he is easily going to do.

So, I've finally found a position where those of you who don't like to short stocks can easily go long. The election is only four months away. By betting against McCain on InTrade, you are looking at a 30% return in just four months, which annualizes quite nicely for something that is such a small risk. Unfortunately, you can't run a margined account on InTrade, so this would actually be a smaller return than I can make doing things like buying puts against Allied Capital (ALD). Thus, I will not be making this nearly risk-free investment, but for those of you who don't trade options this is as good as you're going to find!

*edit*
Betting on elections is illegal if you're in the U.S. while you do it, so of course none of us would ever bet on InTrade. Betting on whether subprime families will pay off their $700,000 mortgages in the stock market is still okay though.

Fannie (FNM) and Freddie (FRE) down another 25% today.

Indy Mac now secretly run by the government.

So within the next few hours, the United States government is going to inform us that the FDIC now commands IndyMac (IMB).

When I shorted this company publicly in CAPS in January of 2007, IMB was trading at $36.29. Today the FDIC has secretly (for now) assumed command and trading has been locked at $0.28 per share. That's a gain of 99.17% assuming you didn't buy puts. I've been half-heartedly updating pics on Motley Fool's CAPS website since it began. It is interesting to go back and look at all my housing shorts and reading the comments from Californians claiming "there is no bubble." For those of you who don't play CAPS, it is an easy way to keep up with my picks. I am ranked around 200th out of 60,000 people.

So everything is being taken over by the taxpayer. Funny how Republicans/Libertarians work, isn't it? The profits should go to the CEOs (with a small amount going to the shareholders), but the enormous losses should be paid for by the tax payers, because when the Republicans got their way and kept "big government" away from regulating them, they got too big to fail and did things far too risky, and now they need to be bailed out to prevent total systemic collapse of the U.S. financial system. So we assume all the risks and they keep all the profits?

Are you scared yet? You should be. You want to know how to profit immensly from all of this? Wait for my next post.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

So what do we go long, and what does Abu Dhabi buying the Chrysler building tell us?

Okay, so not everyone wants to short stocks, as I lightly suggested we do in yesterday's post. What should you do if you want to go long? I personally wouldn't spend much time on the long side of this economy, but if you must, buy anything that will skyrocket along with inflation. As my brilliant friend Nemo points out, we can expect to see central banks start turning on the printing presses. It's an unfortunate side effect of borrowing so much money from other countries, that you come to the conclusion that it is just easier to steal from them than it is to pay them back properly.

Or to put it more politely, let's defer to my hero Warren Buffett. Mr. Buffett, who is once again the richest man in the entire world, wrote a brilliant article for Fortune many years ago entitled
Squanderville versus Thriftville.

Buffett was essentially warning us about the consequences of large trade deficits, which like every other deficit we hold under a supply-sider presidential administration is now record high. The part relevant to this post is here:

Let's think of it in terms of a family: Imagine that I, Warren Buffett, can get the suppliers of all that I consume in my lifetime to take Buffett family IOUs that are payable, in goods and services and with interest added, by my descendants. This scenario may be viewed as effecting an even trade between the Buffett family unit and its creditors. But the generations of Buffetts following me are not likely to applaud the deal (and, heaven forbid, may even attempt to welsh on it).

Think again about those islands: Sooner or later the Squanderville government, facing ever greater payments to service debt, would decide to embrace highly inflationary policies -- that is, issue more Squanderbucks to dilute the value of each. After all, the government would reason, those irritating Squanderbonds are simply claims on specific numbers of Squanderbucks, not on bucks of specific value. In short, making Squanderbucks less valuable would ease the island's fiscal pain.

That prospect is why I, were I a resident of Thriftville, would opt for direct ownership of Squanderville land rather than bonds of the island's government. Most governments find it much harder morally to seize foreign-owned property than they do to dilute the purchasing power of claim checks foreigners hold. Theft by stealth is preferred to theft by force.

So what Mr. Buffett is saying (in more diplomatic terms) is that we've borrowed so much money that we won't feel like paying it back. Therefore, on come the printing presses. The same can be said of many smaller countries that have borrowed a lot of money. Therefore, readers interested in protecting their wealth, if they aren't wanting to short financials, need to invest in places where they are heavily protected against inflation. For the average American, this comes from their own earnings power. In other words, you need to hold a job, because your paycheck can increase with inflaiton. For those folks who no longer work and who have invested long in assets that do not adjust well with inflation, they are in a heap of trouble. I would close out inflation-prone assets and/or go short financials.

The only long position I see right now that I personally like is Marvel Entertainment (MVL) which is currently at $30. I've spoken to friends and family about this stock many times. The quarterly report is going to be damn good, and the stock will do well for itself over the next few months. But the real money is in the shorts.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dow 10,000? I've seen that movie before.

I have a hard time wondering why this economy continues to take the media-christened experts by surprise, but I'll be damned if it doesn't keep doing just that. There is no turn around. There is no rebound. The way I see things, we are roughly half through this massive recession. And I should emphasize I don't mean half through the losses or half through the pain, I just mean half through on a time line. The worst losses are yet to come, and the large bank failures have yet to begin. Bear Sterns was providence for anyone willing to listen. None are. It was also fantastically profitable given my recent purchase of Lehman (LEH) puts striking at $50. Lehman dropped to $24, resulting in a jaw-dropping 680% return in just four days. I and my clients are both still short Lehman, which now sits at just $18 per share.

How should you be investing? Well you shouldn't be long anything, I can tell you that. If you've never shorted a stock, I think we should either learn how or pull out our money for the year. All you need is to ask your brokerage for margin. Then you just place sell orders for stocks you don't own.

The way I see things, we easily have a recession lasting through 2009 at least. From there my crystal ball doesn't work any better than anyone else's. I survive by calling the easy shots, and since last October the economy in decline was (and is) an easy shot to call. Who knows that can happen past 2009. President Obama will dump $150 billion into creating a new green energy bubble (the next dot.com). He'll put another $60 billion into infrastructure at home including revamping the power grid. And the last (and worst) of the bubble homeloans will finally be blowing up and hitting the foreclosure market.

But for now, this is the greatest investing environment I have ever seen. There are several companies that are obvious zeros. Fannie (FNM) and Freddie (FRE) are in huge trouble, and who knows how low you can ride them down before we spend our tax dollars to bail them out. Lehman Brothers (LEH) which gets the honor of being my most hated bulge bracket bank will continue to have trouble for the next year. And bond insurer MBIA (MBI) is still heading to zero. I have shorted them since October, and let me tell you hell hath no fury like a message board poster who is long financial companies when someone comes in and suggests perhaps they are insolvent. It amazes me that MBIA is still a billion dollar company. Even though its shares are only $4.50 each, that is still a massive market cap, and there is still a very long way to fall. Rival Ambac is only worth about $250 million, and MBIA is a worse company.

You want to find another zero where the market has only begun to recognize it? You'd do well to read David Einhorn's new book on Allied Capital (ALD) called "Fooling Some of the People All of the Time: A Long Short Story." Allied is a zero. I'm heavily short this company via its stock and via January 2009 puts going from $15 all the way down to $7.50.

Short anything here and you're going to have a very happy 2008.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Craiglist Rideshares. Oh God.

So my voyeuristic side finds an incriminating amount of pleasure from reading the "rideshare" section of Craigslist on occasion. This is where people can post that they are driving a certain route or need a ride from one place to another to see if there is anyone who can help. It's the 21st century version of hitchhinking. A newer, slightly safer version that requires literacy, working knowledge of a computer, and the ability to hold a conversation through several e-mails.

Seeing as how I was about to drive from Austin, TX to northern Wyoming, I thought I'd check to see if anyone else was headed that way (perhaps someone needing a lift to Colorado). It turns out that my trip nearly coinicides with some sort of socialistic throwback to the 1970s called the "Rainbow Gathering."

Wikipedia tells me it is a gathering for "practicing ideals of peace, love, harmony, freedom and community, as a consciously expressed alternative to mainstream popular culture, consumerism, capitalism and mass media." From what I can tell from their website, it is an excuse to head into the woods, live in tipis for a week, smoke pot, and complain about Bush. Don't get me wrong, I'm not passing judgment here - that actually sounds like a fair way to spend a week - but the folks asking for rides are...less than mainstream. One enterprising young fellow doesn't have gas money to share, but he claims to have invented a basketball-sized device that lets cars partially run on water rather than gasoline. In exchange for a ride to Wyoming, he will let me have one of these devices, which he can't sell because the government is working with big oil to try to keep him down so his secret won't get out.

Best of luck to him, but it looks like it will be me and my Netflix collection making the ride up to Yellowstone on our own.

Monday, July 7, 2008

High Gas Prices: The Environment’s Best Friend?

The Freakonomics blog needed something to talk about last month, so they brought up the report finding Americans had driven 11 billion fewer miles in March '08 than they had in March '07, and surprisingly for economists so smart, they took the ethnocentric view that this report demonstrated how high prices are good for the environment.

Trying to come to terms with a world view brought about by spending time with other cultures, I rebutted their reasoning...and was promptly ignored by 43 people. My comment:

I’m not sure we can argue that high gas prices are good for the environment. The reason they are higher is because of increased demand from developing nations with burgeoning middle classes — who now drive cars. Oil is being consumed at as fast of a pace as it ever has. The fact that someone in Dallas, TX will decide to carpool will just make that much more oil available to someone in China or India deciding to purchase a car. Either way, it seems to me we are still consuming oil at a rate exactly equal to the rate of production, no matter what the price per barrel. We are just fighting more over it with our dollars, but our global consumption isn’t going down. We can argue that higher gas prices are good for society because it forces us to be smarter about how we allocate our limited petrochemical feedstocks (i.e. not in giant, empty pick-ups and SUVs or needless trips), but it doesn’t do a damn thing for the environment. Oil will continue to be spent as fast as we can produce it. If not, the price would plummet to meet that level again.

I guess nobody wanted to hear that. Although, I did receive one response from a colorful fellow by the name of David Hodge:

Do all you people really believe all this crap about global warming, there is absolutly no prove of this sudo-science phycobable. You also seem to believe that there is truely an oil shortage, anyone with the brains to question what they have been force fed by the propagandist American media can quickly find out the truth with a little effort. Quit being sheep led to the slaughter and think for yourselfs

And on it goes. Once prices go high enough, we can argue that higher prices benefit the environment by encouraging alternatives, but my older, more mature, and therefore more pessimistic view is that this is just as likely to encourage alternatives that are bad for the environment (liquefied coal, anyone?) as good. Further more, any carbon-free source of energy we develop will likely be added on to the consumption of our carbon-based feedstock, given our near unlimited demand for energy. The cold, hard truth is that we will continue to use carbon-based energy until it is depleted...regardless of price. Sudo phycobable notwithstanding.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Paul Krugman is scary smart.

Back in 2006, The New York Times gathered a bunch of smart people and told them to write a new article as if it were set 100 years into the future looking back at the past century. One result from that experiment is "White Collars Turn Blue" (Free NYT registration may be required) by Paul Krugman. Krugman runs a blog at the New York Times called "Conscience of a Liberal" which is entertaining enough. The man is smart. His article is quite prescient, and when you remember it was written in 1996 it is downright unbelievable.

If you'd like an easy way to find out who the smartest people in the country are and listen to them have a conversation, you should check out the Authors @ Google series (you can find Krugman chatting there). Google essentially has the smartest people in the country come over for some tea to chat a bit and answer questions. They then post the videos for free on Google Video and YouTube. It's worth checking out.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Definitely headed to Wyoming next week.

California is still on fire. I can work the trip from Ausitn to Yellowstone to be about 1,486 miles each way. If I went to Highway 1 and then over to Yosemite I'm looking at 2,000 miles. So Yosemite would be 1,000 miles shorter round trip, which means about 20 hours of less driving.

Seems weird to make that trip given we're going to Yellowstone in August, but we will likely have just one day there, so I'm thinking of going now and skipping all the famous stuff (Old Faithful, etc) that can be easily seen on a dayhike or drive through trip, and just heading straight into the backcountry. I'll probably do a little of Yellowstone and Grand Teton.

Friday, July 4, 2008

I will be gone for the remainder of the summer.

Next weekend, I'm taking a solo road trip from Austin, TX up to Yellowstone. I'm planning to backpack out into the middle of the wilderness to stalk wildlife and hopefully capture their natural behaviors. You can bet there will be pictures to follow that trip. I've transitioned into a Peter Lik styled panoramic landscape phase of my photography, so I'm hoping to get some great shots.

I will probably be gone at least two weeks. It will take at least four days to drive up to Wyoming and back.

When I get back from that trip, I'm headed back up to Alaska for the first two weeks of August. I have a cousin getting married, but I'm also going to largely be doing a repeat of last year's trip. The main difference is I will be headed to Katmai National Park to photograph the grizzlies catching spawning salmon.

When I come back from that trip, I'm headed on a two-week road trip through middle America. I'll be headed out to national parks in Arizona, Utah, and into Idaho for another wedding. Then it's up to Glacier National Park, and then back down through Colorado.

When I get back from that trip, there is a 75% chance I'll be headed to Lebanon to visit a Harvard classmate I haven't seen since I left for Tanzania last year. That's subject to change should Israel attack Iran in the next three months, which some very smart foreign policy experts put at about 50/50 odds of happening (Israel is gassing up the planes as we speak). Should this happen, look for oil to hit $250 per barrel. Should Iran follow through on its threat to shut down the straight where middle eastern oil flows, look for $350-$400 per barrel. I'm pretty happy to be 26 now and officially one year too old to be registered with selective services (the U.S. military draft).

So where should you be investing right now? In banks failing. If you don't want to short banks, buy things that can adjust to inflation. I put odds at 90% that a major bank will fail in the next three months. This is what happens when one sees too much libertarian influence in market regulators. When Charlie Munger -the staunch Republican Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway - complains that the Fed has "overdosed on Ayn Rand" you know things are bad.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Plano, TX means mesquite-smoked BBQ.

I'm heading up to Plano, TX for the fourth of July this weekend to visit friends and family. It's a 3.5 hour drive from Austin, and when I get there I'm hoping to spend some time working on my future trips. I'm now simultaneously planning three different excursions, each at least two weeks long, and possibly a fourth trip to Lebanon in September. As always, details to be posted as they come.

As for right now, I'm working on the mother of all planning operations -- 4th of July BBQ. In Texas, you don't screw around with a mesquite-smoked brisket. I have a four foot tall smoker which I'm planning to haul up to Plano. I'm already made the trip to the farmers' market for some grass fed pork and beef, and I'll be using a six time champion ship rub recipe. Happy Fourth.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Why am I heavily short the U.S. Financial system?

Because these are the people who will save us.

My very good friend Nemo was watching Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke's House testimony on mortgage securitizations and whether investment banks may have a tiny something to do with the credit crisis, when Democratic Budget Committee Member Marcy Kaptur - Representative of that budget bastion of Ohio - attempted to grill Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke when she apparently didn't understand the difference between the Treasury Secretary the Federal Reserve Chairman. Representative government does have its faults.

When stopped, she apparently didn't get the difference in the titles and thought she just had the wrong firm. She also didn't get his joke that he was the CEO of the "Princeton Economics Department."

Like I said, please short the banks.

Grand Teton is pretty.

Couldn't help but take a peak at Flickr tags on the national park. I doubt I'd ever be able to take photographs like this, but to get an idea of what is possible, you can check out the search results here.

Wildlife adventure details coming in.

I've now decided on a destination -- I'll be heading to Grand Teton National Park, about 10 miles south of Yellowstone. California is apparently still on fire, and that makes it difficult to get the pictures I'm seeking (unless I want pictures of smoke, smog, and haze). I did a little research on the Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem (GYE) and it turns out that this is apparently the greatest mammalian habitat in the Earth's temperate zone. Since I'm trying to live with wildlife for a week or two, I suppose this would probably be a good place to do it.

I'm leaving on Monday, July 14th. I'll probably drive to Colorado Springs the first day (17 hour drive) and sleep for the night, then continue on to the park the next day (10 hour drive). I can spend anywhere from one to 18 days on this trip before we head to Alaska (more on that soon) so I just need to work out the plans and see if anyone else can come with me.

The 14th will kick off another six weeks of intense traveling to dozens of new locations.

I have to give out a big thanks to major investment banks and (especially) the bond insurers for lying to the American public for six years. Without their insolence, these trips would not be possible. I'm still heavily short Lehman Brothers (LEH) and MBIA (MBI). I'll have more on that later as well, but if you don't yet have a piece of the MBI action, start looking to borrow shares or buy puts while you can. I've owned puts on this company since the first day I got back to the developed world in October, 2007 and still do. The stock was at $35 then. It is $4.25 now. It is going to zero. I'm not sure when exactly, but if i had to guess, I'd expect them to be insolvent by January 2010. Incidentally, there happens to be $2.50 puts that expire in January 2010, but you'll pay a pretty penny for them now. They're trading for around $1.